I am Jesus, yay.

that-mormon-kid replied to your post: My sons

I LOVE YOU

Yay, my son. Believe in me and you will have the privilege of being in our holy kingdom.

My sons

Ask me questions, yay

Do you really have a problem when people say "Jesus Christ!"?

Yay, for it is written in the 10 commandments “Do not make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God, for the Lord will not acquit anyone who misuses his name.”, yay.

STOP SAYING "YAY" ALL THE TIME!!! it's so annoying

Anonymous

Why my child? Yay.

i bet you're hairy under your robes.

Anonymous

Nay, for the producer of Jesus and Pals makes it mandatory for us to shave. Yay.

SUCK MY UNHOLY BALLS

heir-to-hell

Nay, for I am the holy one, yay.

you are so mean to me. you and your gay dad

heir-to-hell

Nay, you were the one who started vomiting in the pure clouds of heaven.

OH FUCK NOT YOU TOO! my father isn't gay. and neither am i. you're gay

heir-to-hell

Nay, how am I gay? I am the Son of God.

HEY I'M NOT GAY EITHER BUDDY! DID YOU JUST SUGGEST THAT I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL???? I AM NOT A FUCKING HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heir-to-hell

Yay, I did too.

Nay, but your father is, and these things pass down, yay.